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Ola! From whatdidyoudotoday in my life (389 days old)

Hello youall. God, I haven't been on here for a while. Hope you are all well and cheery! I spent the day doing mumsy stuff, so not much to write about there. God my life is boring at the moment. … more

Doing a runner From whatdidyoudotoday in my life (697 days old)

Oh my God! Went out on Friday night, all well. Went to our local and had a few COKES! Weel done me! Went back to our friends house for yet another coke and then came home about half twelve. We… more

From whatdidyoudotoday in my life (703 days old)

I am really pi@@ed off with this whole Christmas thing now. I feel like I am getting nowhere fast. I need to order 2 more bikes, but I don't have the money. God, I need to sort myself out. WHat is… more

Christmas Mayhem From whatdidyoudotoday in my life (703 days old)

Well, this week is full of plays, carol services and parties. I missed a party for child number 5 on Saturday. My mobile went dead and it has all my reminders on it. It completely slipped my mind. … more

Still on the wagon part 2 From whatdidyoudotoday in my life (704 days old)

Yeah, you guessed it. Still not drinking the poison that is alcohol. Well done me. I went out last night for the Business Centre Christmas Party to Tall Trees in Yarm. Ooh, v posh! I am suprised … more

Radio Gaga From whatdidyoudotoday in my life (708 days old)

I forgot to say earlier, I won a competition on the radio yesterday. I won some cinema tickets, but I couldn't tell you how many. I went on like a complete loon of course, screaming and the like. M… more

My ppor body From whatdidyoudotoday in my life (708 days old)

Went to the gym again last night. There was a Boxercise class on and I thought it would be a good idea to participate. I think I need to review my good ideas, (note to self). My body feels like it … more

From whatdidyoudotoday in my life (710 days old)

If I did panic, I would be by now. I have spent far too much on this thing that is Christmas and the Credit Card application has been declined. It is probably a good thing really, more debt isn't qu… more

Christmas From whatdidyoudotoday in my life (715 days old)

Well, it is that time of year! Getting the Christmas presents sorted out. I have got a new catalogue and ordered a new credit card. Isn't it awful. Amazon and eBay are also getting a hammering. W… more

Update about nothing in particular. From whatdidyoudotoday in my life (717 days old)

Well.............I am obviously sat here at the computer. I have just done the fire as we have had no coal over the weekend. Had electric fire on in the middle room. Costs a fortune, but what the h… more

Still on the wagon! From whatdidyoudotoday in my life (718 days old)

Well it is Sunday. This time last week I was still unconcious. A litre of vodka does that to you apparently! I have decided to stop drinking all together. Not that I am an alcoholic or anything, b… more

Lost Sunday where I left my back! From whatdidyoudotoday in my life (724 days old)

Oh my God. I can't believe it is Monday. I can remember going out on Saturday night, something about vodka, waking up with sick in my hair, a bump the size of a tennis ball on the back of my head an… more

Hello, Hello, Hello From whatdidyoudotoday in my life (726 days old)

Oh, it is good to be back. The B£$%^&ds cut me off. Although not paying the bill didn't help. Hello first to my black sheep, I have not abandoned you and were wondering how you were getting on.… more

Fun and Games From whatdidyoudotoday in my life (740 days old)

Child number 2 has got some friends coming over for his birthday at 2pm and the house is a shit hole. I am not tidying it up coz I can't be arsed. Steven can do it. He had been out all morning and … more

Crazy From whatdidyoudotoday in my life (740 days old)

God, I so want a cigarette. The kids are at their screaming best and I am trying to make toasties in the kitchen, of which child number 2 doesn't like and that is where I usually smoke. Nightmare. … more

Fish....... From whatdidyoudotoday in my life (741 days old)

What is the bast way to catch a fish? Stand straight opposite the person who is throwing at you! :DD :DD :DD :crazy: :wave:… more

From whatdidyoudotoday in my life (741 days old)

I have had a day from hell at work. The junior stropped all afternoon coz she didn't have any money to go out on the razz. Full tantrums and the lot. God, I wasn't like that was I? Child number … more

I would really like a fag. From whatdidyoudotoday in my life (741 days old)

I am really struggling at the moment. I think I need to get out of the house. The little man is having his lunch and I just can't wait for him to finish so I can get out of here. This craving has b… more

Smells and stuff From whatdidyoudotoday in my life (741 days old)

Well, the smell of cat piss has gone from the middle room. I think it was all in my imagination. This stopping smoking lark has revived my sense of smell and I think it is on overdrive. This is… more

Smoking From whatdidyoudotoday in my life (741 days old)

Well, I am on to my third day of not smoking. I can actually sleep without coughing all night. Get in. Watched Bourne Identity last night, it was really good. I still prefer The Assassin though wi… more

2nd day From whatdidyoudotoday in my life (742 days old)

Well, this is the end of my second day without smoking. I am really pleased with myself. I can actually breathe! Wow, how wierd. :DD :-/ I have been to the ozzy to visit my friend. She is i… more

God I need a cigarette From whatdidyoudotoday in my life (743 days old)

AAAAAAAAArrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… more

Bloody dog From whatdidyoudotoday in my life (743 days old)

Just come in from taking child number 5 to nursery and the bloody dog has ripped the bin bag in the kitchen to pieces. I have lost my bin. How can you lose a bloody bin? Postman had also been. … more

Cat smell From whatdidyoudotoday in my life (743 days old)

Couldn't find anything. I think it is all in my imagination. CHild number 1 can't smell anything either, so will look later. God, you can tell I have stopped smoking. I am gonna have about 565 post… more

Cats Whiss From whatdidyoudotoday in my life (743 days old)

The middle room smells of cat piss. I think I am gonna have go and investigate. George is getting rather old now, so if I find anything, it will probably be him. He is hubbies cat and he doesn't li… more

Stopping smoking, again From whatdidyoudotoday in my life (743 days old)

I have decided to stop smoking today, again. I have my patch on, under my bra. It is the only way I can keep it on. I have decided that every time I want a cigarette, I am going to write in my blog.… more

Ironing from hell!!!!!! From whatdidyoudotoday in my life (743 days old)

Well, the ironing pile is still reproducing. It is threatening to take over the world at the moment. I went through my washing pile aswell last night. I sorted out loads to get rid of and put the r… more

COunt down to Halloween From whatdidyoudotoday in my life (745 days old)

Alright? Just been to a Halloween party with child number 4. What an experience. It was at her school and the hall was decorated with balloons and the like. My 3 year old doesn't want anything to … more

Monday mornings From whatdidyoudotoday in my life (745 days old)

I feel much better this morning. More positive. :D I walked the kids to school this morning, what a lovely morning. The birds are singing and the Autumn leaves are just beautiful. I have decid… more

Oh dear.... From whatdidyoudotoday in my life (746 days old)

Hello one and all. I am feeling really disheartened this morning. I have felt a bit pooey for the last few days if i am honest. It is the usual pattern. Confrontations with absolute idiots, worryi… more